Short Stories

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INT. MAN CAVE – NIGHT

Two blokes back from the pub storm their man cave…

DAVIE

Ah canny believe she’s binned me man…

DONNY

Fuck man, that’s the third lassie in the last year…

DAVIE (27) has just been chucked by his missus…

DONNY (CONT’D)

Fuck man, am done…

DONNY (28) collapses onto a very comfortable looking reclining chair,  whilst…

DAVIE

So ahm I…

…Davie fetches the two of them a cold one, each, and he sits down next to Donny on a slight less comfortable looking, standard four-stool chair.

DONNY

Done way all lassies…

A beat.

DAVIE

(repeating himself)

So ahm I…

They both take a large gulp from their beers.

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